I just sent this to the major three who are now charging extra to use bank machines to get more money (this is the orignal, I had to edit it because RBC doesn’t like profanity):

Dear Banks,

I would like to congratulate you on the “White Labeling” innovation, without it students like my self would have much more money than we deserve to have. You have prevented me from becoming an alcoholic as I can no longer afford anything but water after I pay off all the service charges on my bank account, you saved me from being fat as I can’t afford anything but bread, you saved me from being a slut because I can’t afford to go out to clubs, you saved me from getting a student loan because I can no longer afford transit fare to goto school. I hope you keep up the good work, maybe one day all I will be able to afford is a jar where I will store my money so I can close my bank accounts and stop funding your children’s cocaine use.

Thank you for robbing me in broad daylight, and may you accept a Royal Fuck You. -Kevin Welford-Costelloe Angry Bank Victim, Toronto

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