I got another one of those fucking spam messages trying to scam me out of my money, so I spammed him back! (and blacklisted his email address, mind you he gets an email back from the server that says “Your message can not be delivered because ‘your a fucking twat’ …")

My reply to him Dear sir,

Are you willing to change long distance providers? If so Two.Tel can provide you with the best rates around! Just have a look at some of our competitive rates*!

Australia from 9p Afghanistan from 69 yen Canada from only 8 euro cent Denmark from 390 afghanis England from 18 dinars Guam from 15 pesos Hong Kong from 1 markkaa

for more details ring Two.Tel or swing a sock full of chinese yuen around your head while singing ‘God Save The Queen’

• = Rates are based on a per minute scheme, a connection fee of 0.175 euro cent, 0.098 canadian cents and 0.9985p applies to all calls made from earth. Monthly subscription fee of €13.22, £2.09 and $22.93 required.

Listening to:

Vibe: artistic

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