In Kevin 20:02 in the bible of me, the passage reads:

“And on then from the word of his master, NatWest, the card was decended into the darkness and shreaded to bits. The crime it commited was that of being melted in the machine of fast tickets located in Chippenham. God was pleased at the sight of the box with sharp objects that shreads, the card however was not.”

In plain English, I shreaded my old switch card in the accounting shreader.

Listening to:

Vibe: devious

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