1. I got my provisional licence, but the DVLA buggered it up, I’m now Kevin Welford-Costellos, how greek of me!

  2. I burned my arse on the radiator this morning.

  3. I hate the DVLA, it’s going to take 4 bloody weeks to get my licence back now.

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