I finally got an email back from O2 and it seems they have a filter on the word “OFTEL” which will file your email in a folder named “Don’t do fuck all untill three weeks later”.

One of their (un)trained monkies sent me an email.

Check out the O2 online Help Centre: www.O2.co.uk/help

Dear Kevin,

Thank you for your enquiry.

Firstly i would like to take this opportunity to apologise on behalf of O2 Online for the problems you have experienced and any inconvenience that this matter may have caused. I have accessed your account and can see that you do not have GPRS on you account, I have now added this service for you and should be active an your handset within next 24 hrs.

If you require any further assistance please reply.

Thank you for contacting O2 Customer Care.

Regards,

Sharon Rowan O2 Customer Care

This communication is from O2 (Online) Limited. Registered office: Wellington Street, Slough, Berkshire, SL1 1YP. Registered number: 1906156. Business office: The Broadway, Hammersmith, London W6 9DL.

Listening to:

Vibe: NoMoodTag

LJ ItemID: 268948