A child like the one shown above is obviously more competent than I am, so please if you require anything that an idiot with the brain power of a 1 to 4 year old can’t provide please feel free to ring 01380 730538 and ask for the first available 5 year old to help you out.

just don’t fucking ask. and yes I’m having a more than foul day.

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