I’m buying myself one of these, then I shall find myself a crew, we will then find a ship, we shall name it USS 52 reg Land Rover Discovery and we will patrol the Federation of Wiltshire at Warp 9 (or whatever the posted speed limit may be).

We will protect the Federation from the Klingons, Ferengi, Q and the most vile of them all, the Boy Racers from Melksham Prime.

Yes, I will be captain and I will issue spankings to my crew (as long as they’re of legal age).

I have a goal, nay, MISSION.

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Vibe: geeky

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