David Blaine speaking makes me want to commit suicide, this is probably because HIS VOICE IS MONOTONE AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH UTTERLY FUCKING BORING.

Somebody needs to shove a Big Mac down his throat to cause him to go into shock.

edit: the subject should read David Blaine Lame, but LJ has decided not to accept html in the subject.

Listening to:

Vibe: discontent

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