I hate email, I really do.

This excessive hate is now brought on by people who either have a god complex or have no grasp of the English language, sometimes they combine and prove themselves best at both. For example I shall show you an email I received this morning:

Kevin Pls can u let me know when you are planning to have the old e-mails back, as there was a load of stuff in my old in-box that I had yet to action.Thx Greg I am tempted to reply: Greg, If u war two tell me taht u did knot hav ur emailz I wuld hav imparted tham inn two ur akkount wif inn a feu mynetes of ur kall. Hou-evar, I hav don teh emaylz far u und tehy shald ayle bee thar. Kevian Cevine Kavan Kevin

Then I get his Royal Moaningness bitching “ALL MY SENT ITEMS ARE NOT THERE, I AM BEING TRAUMATISED BY THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE, WOE IS ME, I’M GOD DO IT NOW”

Well, for one thing I’ve tried importing your 162mb of email, it takes time, more importantly it crashes outlook, I’ve tried two times so far and quite frankly I need to squeeze in other people, so I have. This in brief means you wait until I get their stuff out of the way until I can finish off your remaining items.

Oh and if you’re looking for a specific email prior to the change over we have logged copies, all you need to do is ask and I can have one forwarded to you in the meantime.

GAH people.

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