Fact of the day:

The reason I haven’t posted that “Marriage is love” thing is because I do not believe in marriage, infact I think it is a lie and as sacred as Goatse.

See kids, this is what happens when you’re parents corrupt you from the ripe old age of 6 months.

Another repressed-memory-coming-to-the-surface post.

edit: It helps if you don’t link to the “has been shutdown” version.

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