Dear world leaders,

Today, 3 May 2004, it is my 21st birthday. Please hand over full power of earth to me today as I’m less likely to crush and murder all your people in a blood filled take over.

If you do not comply by 23:59:59 BST I can assure you I will unleash the most vile and death filled planetary take over ever seen by man.

Kind regards, Kevin

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