Technology has gone too far now and it must stop now.

I was just cleaning up dog wee with the carpet cleaner only to find this machine is critising my vaccuming! How rude of it to imply I’m cleaning “too fast”, poxy piece of shit, just wait when I’m smashing you to bits, YEAH THAT WILL SHOW YOU!

Listening to: Machine h8ing music.

Vibe: I H8 MACHINES.

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