I want to do a new version of U2’s Vertigo, it’ll be a warning about not paying the good old BT bills and it’d go like this:

#Hello, hello? I got no dial tone. I didn’t pay tha red bill. Oh no. Gonna send around the bailiffs ya know. Uh oh. Don’t you feeeear, cos they’re gonna take my tell-eeeeeee-y#

etc etc etc.

I’d be a laugh. Oh and if you steal my idea, I’ll fucking kill you. I’ll kill you GOOD.

edit: Just to get the confusion out of the way: I don’t have a BT line, therefore I can not be in arrears for a line I do not have, so as one could deduct on their own is that I’m not in fact in debt with them, nor do I have bailiffs coming around to take my telly. So this post is actually really just a laugh and an interesting idea and not one of those “PLZ PAYPAL ME K” posts. Got it. Good.

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