My acient 3 account is starting to anger me. The bastards seem only to send me a bill every other month now and all of them read YOU ACCOUNT IS PAST DUE, PLEASE PAY BY [date] I’ll have to check my credit report to see if they’re posting this to it and if they are I’ll go off the fucking handle on them.

I also need to call India about this, hoorah.

India: Hello Mr. Costallo Me: You’re not sending me my bills. India: YOU PAY ACCOUNT NOW Me: You. Are. Not. Sending. Me. My. Bills. India: I SEND YOUR ACCOUNT TO BAILIFFS, THEY TAKE YOUR AS SEEN ON TV COLLECTOR PLATES AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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