Last monday I found my self rather fucked off with this place, so I did what any good employee would do. I spent the entire morning on the Reed website seeking a new job with better pay (I’m sick of being paid less than one of our factory mongs for doing a more skilled job) [Minimum factory pay here: £7/ph, my hourly wage £6.50].

I was about to waste my afternoon away doing a similar task as that of Monday, but instead I check my job seekers Gmail (with a more professional email address than my personal one) and find this:

Dear Mr Welford-Costelloe

I have identified the following position that I believe may be of interest to you:

Customer Service Advisor, BATH, up to £13250 pa

Our blue chip client who is committed to giving all our customers excellent standards of service by providing high quality service is currently recruiting a Customer Service Advisor to join their friendly call centre team.

Working alone, but as part of a team you will be giving excellent customer service at the highest possible level. Working in a warm and friendly environment in superb surroundings you will be required to complete the following tasks:

Deal with Customer Enquiries, complaints promptly and accurately. Be aware of the scope of your accountability and authority. Effectively Liase with other departments. Understand policies and procedures.

The right candidate will have:

Excellent communication skills At least 1yrs experience in Customer Service IT skills in Excel and Outlook applications Integrity and trust The ability to work alone or in a team

Flexibility in work shift patterns is required

In return you will be given a competitive salary and benefits package.

If you are interested in this position could you please call me on 01225 XXXXXX.

I look forward to hearing from you in the near future,

Yours sincerely

Dawn Smith Reed Consultant

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Hooray! Easy! It appears this is a Wessex Water job, so it can’t be too bad then.

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