It appears today is going to be a day full of stupid. I know this because of the following events listed in order.

1. Cock head in the wrong lane pushes (almost literally) in to my lane with about an inch or less of taking a chunck off my car. He’s done this before as indicated by the large well in the drivers side doors (it’s an estate).

2. Cock face in a sports car shows us why it’s not a very good idea to overtake in the wrong lane on a roundabout, again, I almost lose a bit of my car when he pushes in behind me (after realising he’s got no chance with the oncoming lorry - after we exited the roundabout).

3. Cyclist flies in to roundabout in my path without looking or adhearing to the highway code (and I’m sure the queue of stationery cars might have indicated to him that it was a bad idea). Supprisingly my little sports car friend has given up on trying to overtake on roundabouts, so my swerve is safe.

4. Sales cock demands I process orders for accounts that aren’t listed as they should be on his email or ‘are in the general London area’ (the system displays anything in London as ‘London’ rather than the area within London and to help things further it only shows the first line of the address). He’s also asked for similar things on companies with 3 accounts in 3 different parts of the city without being specific to which location).

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