Since my text post didn’t get through, here is a summary from yesterday:

Oh my god. Just went down to the toilet in the dentists and some old dear didn’t close the door so i walked in and saw her on the bog and now she’s still in there talking to herself. God bless the NHS.

This woman scared me. I walked in on her on the pan and she wasn’t too embarrased by my presence, so I “er, sorry"ed and closed the door, thats when it got weird. She started talking to herself and it sounded like she was opening up her beef curtains for about a minute she was saying “yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes” follwed by “I’ve got to put it back in, yes, I do”.

Then today as I was going in to work I was witness to a near wipeout of a cop car. Everybody but the white van (supprised?) behind me spotted the tell-tale blue lights and sirens, so as you do you move left and make room. Not white van man, as I pulled in and stopped (so they had space to get in to the roundabout on the left rather than have to go down the right side) jackass in the white van goes around me nearly taking off the passengers wing of the police car. What a daft cunt.

I have a feeling that this week will just be odd.

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