I’ve created a new group just for this post, so if you’re not actually an American just sit down and shut your mouth because it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

I’m making this post to make you aware of a telephone number for my select American people and especially for me future baby mamma . With the magic of the internet I have successfully pointed a New York telephone number to my United Mobile number (because bizzarely Lichtenstein is cheaper to call than the UK, go figure). So keep this number handy if I decide to invade your small island nation: 1 (718) 360-8230.

For you to call this number (you can’t text it unfortunately) it’s charged at what ever rate to a normal new york based telephone number and no kooky international phone charges (hooray). Although there seems to be quirk when the call connects, it doesn’t ring, but rest assured it is ringing on my united mobile. Also to make sure you know you have the right number, when the voicemail goes on it says “you have reached zero-zero-four-two-three-…”

That be it.

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