So here is the email I fired back on this bloke, I might have overreacted but whatever IT’S ONLY THE INTERNET.

Also I’m striking from work today as the entire department except for me have gone out on a jolly and I’m stuck here. Normally I wouldn’t be annoyed, but since the bitch manageress emailed me about it and even didn’t reply when I said “yeah that date is cool with me” only to tell me YESTERDAY that I wasn’t going, is what’s wound me up about it (as well as being fucked up the ass with a hot axe over my contract, or lack thereof).

So here is the email for all you to see:

From: Kevin Welford-Costelloe kc@aol.cx Mailed-By: gmail.com

To: David @houstongrandopera.org Date: Apr 26, 2006 6:53 PM Subject: Re: [LJ] Please: REMOVE ME from your friends list Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? Let me start off this email in a, er, rather blunt fashion.

1. Who the fuck are you. Sending me a random email “WTFBBQ TAK ME 2 UR LEDR & REMVE ME FROM DA LIVEJOURNALZ.” tells me fuck all. I think I’ll ring up your switchboard there at the Houston (pronounced as Hoosten) Grand Opera and demand to speak to “THAT GUY WITH THE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT ENDS IN houstongrandopera.org”. I imagine your receptionist would try to shoot me as I assume that is the thing you do in Texas.

2. WHY SO MUCH DRAMA OVER YOUR NAME BEING ON MY FRIENDS LIST? Fuck sake man, take a vallium or xanax or whatever fucking prescription pills you take over there in America to keep you happy. Seriously, I modify my friends list once every SIX YEARS out of UTTER NEGLECT so if you have removed me from some reason you’ll probably be on my friends list until 2015.

3. My chicken kieve just finished in the oven, so you’ll have to wait another OMG 15 minutes before I send this email and get to number 4 of my WTF list.

4. FYI: You’re not a member of my elite or should that be 1337 (I DON’T KNOW, I’M NOT WIV DA YOOF SPEAK) mailing list, it sorts my livejournal comments to my mobile and my home email address BECAUSE MY NETWORK IS SHIT AND DOESN’T ALLOW ME TO CHECK EXTERNAL POP ACCOUNTS K.

5. This email would have been much nicer if you hadn’t fucked me off with your message-in-subject-line-and-shit-fuck-all-in-the-body style of writing and your lack of important information. But I assume you’re a furry (AS ONLY FURRIES TAKE THE INTERNET THIS SERIOUSLY) so that could explain this type of behaviour.

Now I’m a reasonable man if you’d like to re-write your message to this email address (just hit reply love) stating WHO you are, WHY you are contacting me and WHAT you’d like done I’ll be alot more civil than I’m being now.

Kindest regards,

доктора Кевин

On 4/26/06, David @houstongrandopera.org wrote: Thanks!

David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax

See also:

———- Forwarded message ———- From: “David” @houstongrandopera.org To: lj-bounces@aol.cx Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:06:32 -0500 Subject: Re: I AM A MEMBER! I am a MEMBER! I want these people OFF my friends list

David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax

Listening to:

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