This is a friends only entry because the people I work with have found me out on t’internet and some of them are on the bottom rung of the intelligence ladder (not all, but some), so if they were to see this I’d probably have to fight somebody with the IQ of a 5 year old and quite frankly I’d feel pretty bad about hospitalising a retard.

Last night I had the most bizzare dream, I shall start out with a visualisation:

It was Bristol, but not quite as it is, it had everything of Bristol but it was mixed with Toronto, New York, London and even had a swamp/marshland. So just this combination was fucking odd.

From what I can remember the dream started out quite randomly the begining I can’t remember because it wasn’t that important, but something happened and I met this bloke, nice guy, was a cop or a fire man or something like that. This is where it started getting intense to the point that it’s still in my head 4 hours after it ended.

Me and this guy started to hit it off straight away, he was totally spot on, great personality, superb body and was literally the most perfect man on earth. After meeting him, chatting with him and just going around this strange mesh of places called Bristol, he invited me around his, we had a barbequeue and just chilled in his back garden which wasn’t quite a back garden as it was in the middle of his house. I can’t remember anything we spoke about but between us it was like a house on fire being sprayed with petrol.

I then had to go off to some construction site under the M4 fly over (no seriously) and I got a call from him on my mobile, all I can remember is him sounding very upset and saying “I need to talk to you” and I said “do you want to meet up at 10?” and he said “I need to talk to you now. I’m on the train and will be at the station in 20 minutes”, “union station?” I said and with that I woke up at 6:47am.

I’m traumatised now, it’s like missing the end of East Enders when Kat eats Alfie’s corpse in a canabalistic rage, WHAT DID HE WANT TO SAY? I NEED CLOSURE. SOMEBODY MAKE SOMETHING UP, MY SUBCONSIOUS HAS SHORT CHANGED ME!

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