This is why I hate humanity:

Originally Posted by spudmail The thing is, I haven’t been abroad with my 3 phone yet!!!! I have a small addiction to shortcode services which is what has caused my bill to be that high :D

I reply Jesus sweet Marry of holy saints! How many shortcode messages did you send/receive to knock up £517?!

(tip: use this as a cash cow to pay off your bill, get people to paypal £5 to guess the amount, if they’re spot on they win a free sim card that you got from superdrug for free, otherwise they’ve lost £5. Everybody wins and by everybody I mean you.)

He says: So anyone who wants to enter my competition…£5 entry. Guess the amount of shortcode messages I sent AND received and the person who guesses the nearest to the correct amount by next Friday (21st July) will get my Threepay sim card (brand new!!). Email me spudmail@ for a payment form…

Then comes stupid: You’re not getting a free sim card if your paying £5 to enter this “competition”.Why would anyone give their details to a stranger off the net with all the scams that happen? If 100 people “enter” he makes £50. Whats the point in this whole thing?

Shortly followed by my reply: See: Humour.

WHY INTERNET ARE YOU SO THICK?

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