This morning some dim spark decided to overtake me on a roundabout and nearly take off the drivers wing of my car to get precious metres before me in his race to glory. However, upon completion of this moronic move I realised the idiot was driving in a company van with the phone numbers, company name and a rather memorable number plate.

Being a vengeful God I thought this evening I might ring them up and conference the call in with LiveJournal voice post and humiliate my foe through his employer’s voicemail unit. Now minions VOTE NOW on the poll of SMITE!