Sat 07/06/2008 19:03 to Barrow Vicky (SMS):

If it makes you feel any better i once literally rolled out of a taxi and smashed my face in to the road cos i was so pissed. It was so classy but i still got pulled (off the pavement) that evening. It’s just some kiddie. He won’t actually tell me what his problem is. I’m rather confused. He’s not even remotely in my life!! Strange. I get all the crazy ones.