Thu 12/03/2009 19:52 from Melville Craig (SMS):

Priest sees a little boy on top of a cliff crying. Priest asks, “What’s wrong young man?” Boy says, “My mummy and daddy have gone over the edge in our car and I think they’re both dead!” Priest looks around, pulls out his cock and says, “Not your day is it!”.

Thu 12/03/2009 20:21 to Melville Craig (SMS):

Ah memories of my childhood.