I've found out that my culinary skills are similar to that of a seagull having an epileptic fit, I can pour a decent pint but cocktails not so good.
Here are just two of the monstrosities I've managed.
Sex in the Seine
This should have been a Sex in the Sea, not even close.
This should have been a Tequila Sunrise but the sun rose, over an Ebola ridden village.
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Sunday February 23, 2014