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This would be Jarod’s current unmovable position

Jarod is in a mood tonight where he’s being clingy, which is nice, but street cat nice isn’t as pleasant as you’d hope. He’s clawed in to my body and bit me pretty hard, now he’s insisting on sleeping on me and becomes a 6kg dead weight when I need to move

Considering that Jarod isn’t exactly a 6ft man, I’m kind of shocked how he’s able to have not only spread out over 3/4 of the bed, but is also hogging all of the blankets. He also goes from 5kg to 495kg dead weight when I try to recover a couple of mm of duvet

Jarod has decided that I’m the best heat source today

Jarod has this way of going from being nice to being a problem

Jarod is currently sat on my chest hunting the rat in the wall. I’m stuck under an immovable object. Send help

Jarod is very much doing his own thing now

Jarod has rat brain overdrive right now

Jarod normally doesn’t cover his poos, but this one he attempted to hide his shame with anything he could find and is currently bouncing off the walls to escape it

Jarod has got rat brain because this old Parisien building has rats in the walls

Jarod is screaming that he’s not outside like the door isn’t wide open.

Jarod is awake, Jarod is screaming, and it is 6h on a Sunday morning thank you very much sir

You wouldn’t think this is the same Jarod I had to pull off the fence while he screamed at me for stopping his escape attempt mere moments ago

After wandering off in annoyance, Jarod realised the bed is far more comfortable anyways

I had to use bleach on the toilet and because I do this rarely I forget the reason why I do this rarely is because Jarod gets high as balls off of it. He’s bouncing off the walls, quite literally

Jarod is currently screaming because he’s not allowed to climb through the restaurant window and that his feet are cold because it is winter

Annoyingly in this process they demolished 2 weeks of wet food in a few days because they were so hungry from not topping up on the dry stuff over the day. Just a casual reminder, Jarod will eat the rubbish so this level of picky behaviour is unusual

My obnoxious neighbour has rats that scuttle around his place all night. The cats can hear them and Jarod in particular is out for a hunt

I figured out why Jarod was screaming at me all morning, he wanted his box outside. He demands comfort in the location of his choice and when he chooses it